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Feb 05 2012

Star Wars TV Show …… Problem???

Ok ok ok!! This made me soo happy I just couldn’t contain myself to properly sit down and write a coherent article about it. It will most likely be me rambling, because I’m so damn happy!! I honestly can’t believe I just found out about this, maybe its because I didn’t think it could be possible.

If you guys have been following along, which I hope you have because we are nothing with out you, I fucking hate Star Wars.. HATE IT. I’d rather do a whole bunch of stuff i’d rather not say, then watch any split second of episodes 1-3. Since the original series anything George Lucas has touched, Star Wars or otherwise has be utter Trash. (I would use garbage here, but here at That’s YO Garbage, we like garbage) Case in point, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Need I say more really.. show me one person who genuinely liked Episodes 1-3 and I promise you there will be something mental imbalanced about that individual. Even the stuff he changed in the original series, like giving aliens who didn’t speak english racists/stereotypical voices (come on, you noticed too). How about the added CGI? or the fact that in Episode 3 Darth Sidious (aka Emperor Palpatine) takes on Jedi masters Sasee Tinn, Agen Kolar, Kit Fisto, Mace Windu, and oh he kills all of them but Mace Windu in 1 second. Did I mention they were Jedi Masters?? MASTER? How’s that for dramatic deaths of the more powerful Jedi’s in the Galaxy… my blood is pressure is rising… (bet its not nearly as high as Lucas’ though)

What are you looking at?

Star Wars Underworld the TV show, was originally brought up in 2005, but due to lack of budgeting it never was more then an idea. Fast forward to 2011 Lucas has finished over 50 scripts for the show. It’s still on the “too expensive” no budget list but here’s a description. Rick McCallum said the show is complex, dark and adult and that “it is like The Godfather; it’s the Empire slowly building up its power base around the galaxy, what happens in the major capital, and it’s a group of underground bosses who live there and control drugs, prostitution.” So its… boardwalk empire (Steve Buscemi is amazing in that) in space! I’m in love….

The best part here though, and the reason it has gained so much attention as of late, is because of a huge spoiler! (which is nothing more then a rumor right now, posted by aintitcool.com, they say the info could be from a credible source).

Apparently, it will feature a time travel premise where a gang of people, will travel back in time (Star Wars or Star Trek?) To stop Darth Vader from ever living (Where’s John Connor?). Thus, it could affect the movie franchise! This is great news, killing Vader would mean the movies never existed, well never existed in one Time-space confusing bullshit, but that is where I will choose to live. The amount of rage I feel for Star Wars is uncanny, which is why I really hope this does happen. The amount of Star Wars trash I have been subject to over the last few year makes this outrageous plot rumor feasible in my mind.  George Lucas could be the biggest Troll ever.

Maybe I should have proof read this.. ahh fuckkk it!! I’m Posting it.. I can’t believe this might happen.. it would make me sooo happy!!! There will be no coming back from this Mr. Lucas. You used to inspire Sci-fi audiences.. now you just make me upset.. i guess that’s an inspiration all its own.

The only harm I see here is a potential Star Wars Reboot.. .sigh

That’s YO Vader Killing Garbage

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